Moira Shapiro just turned thirty. She wants to be a food writer, but her job history contains more holes than Swiss cheese. During her twenties, she denied the severity of her obsessive-compulsive disorder and withdrew from her friends. Moira is the last person you would expect to send a wildly inaccurate, boastful update to her college's alumni magazine.
A cautionary tale about sustainable living and unsustainable lying.
Sophia Green is a curriculum designer and scavenger huntress. She works for the fictitious
George
Washington Carver Public Charter School in Washington DC, where
most lessons spiral around the school garden. Sophia's exterior cracks
during one tumultuous school year, involving a lawsuit, two pro
bono lawyers, and Sophia’s claim that she can seduce any man with six
words.